People are insane on this product review of a banana slicer
oh my fucking god
OH MY GOD I REBLOGGED THIS…
how do people even fucking sleep with night lights oh god my room needs to be as dark as my soul
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“Fearless snake killing motherfucker”
personally victimized by shampoo
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ever wondered what the exact spot you’re sitting in looked like 10,000 years ago
now I do
This is a right way to observe wild animals, they should not be kept captive in zoos.
I said that once in highschool and EVERYONE fucking yelled at me.
The animals are observing them. Awesome.
A hell of a lot better than zoos. This would be awesome. They can live their lives and have us come to them every once in a while.
OMFG THIS LOOKS SO FUCKING COOL.
Ok like I’ve never read The Fault In Our Stars but I see it every where on this site and I want to.
Is it any good??
It’s okay.
omg hahahah
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listening to an album for the first time is weird bc you have to give your full attention to it and you cant sing along
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i hate you and if this was 1692 salem i would accuse you of being a witch
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In medieval culture, an event like a royal christening is not a private party; it’s the public social event of the year. To not invite any person of rank to such an event is a deadly insult.
Maleficent is certainly someone you wouldn’t want at a party, but she’s also someone powerful enough that only a fool would ever dare treat her with such blatant disrespect. The only way the King and Queen could possibly have gotten away with not inviting Maleficent was to not invite any of the fairies at all; inviting the other fairies and excluding her is explicitly taking sides in the conflict between the fairy factions.
Which means they made themselves her sworn enemies, and she responded by treating them as such from then on. If you actually get into analyzing the social dynamics of the scene, it’s very clear that Maleficent was willing to show mercy at first by giving the King and Queen a chance to apologize for their disrespect to her. She doesn’t curse Aurora until after she gives them that chance and they throw it back in her face with further disrespect.
And yeah, if the King and Queen had done the properly respectful thing and invited her, Maleficent would have given Aurora a scary awesome present. Moreover so would the other fairies, because at that point both sides would be using it as an opportunity to show off and one-up each other. What they gave her before Maleficent showed up was basically just trivial party favors by fairy standards.
How do you know so much about the social dynamics of medieval fairies
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Beauty and the Beast prologue
I never realized how absolutely beautiful this is
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i’ve reblogged this like three times and i still have no idea what the fuck is going on
is this what happens when actors try to leave disney
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CAN WE STOP FOR A SECOND AND JUST STARE AT HARRY?
training for the ballet, Potter?
^ if there is anyone who didn’t read that comment in Tom Felton’s voice then something is wrong.
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